50 Ideas for art that I never got round to
1. Potential Energy Art - coiled spring, light bulb switched off, match next to matchbox
2. Change my name to Stirling
3. Firing myself out of a canon onto a canvas
4. Filming myself getting beaten up
5. Filming myself not blinking for 1 hour
6. Pooing onto Perspex
7. Dandoid the musical
8. Labelling sealed boxes titling whats inside
9. Polythene bags containing words spoken that day
10. Listening to conversations on buses and taking them down
11. Draw everybody I see for a week
12. Car door with electric window that goes up and down with curse words on
13. Fountain made from gigantic washers
14. Living on things beginning with 'G'
15. Use typewriter text as binary art
16. Wire up a lightbulb machine
17. Make inventions into a book
18. Paint Sue in the nude
19. Paint a nude of Sue
20. Antarctic Polaroid shots
21. Smashing up a T.V
22. Smashing up a piano
23. Make book of lists
24. Embroider cushions with Bernard anf Frank
25. Label buildings with "Property of Steve"
26. Plant tulips into a formation that spells tulip
27. Me and Mark Sherratt travel and film the results and put it on Channel 4
28. save all body fluids in a jar
29. Photo painting with Mark Sherratt
30. Magazine with drawings and thoughts
31. Taking a line for a walk film
32. Series of scribbles making up a large image
33. Use photos of skies to make larger image of cloud
34. Seal envelopes with a series of chords and get band to open on stage
35. Text paintings
36. Wax sculptures created by dropping trays of molten wax into cold water
37. Explode bangers into setting plaster
38. Film making a fire
39. Fruit machine with swearwords instead of fruit
40. Bernard and Frank game
41. Art of dribbles at 90 degree angles
42. Hiding things in milk and cheese
43. Pickling objects such as shoes and watches in large jars
44. Track snail trails and draw them
45. Putting on 20 jumpers film
46. One mile long line curled up onto 1 peice of paper
47. Paint life size tunnel and hang over cliff
48. List 50 things you can buy for £1.38
49. Make inward mirror ball
50. List 100 ideas I never made