50 more ideas for art that I never got round to
1. Record all the words spoken in one day and present them in infographics style.
2. Make faces out of icecream
3. Make a B2 printing press in the shed and print posters.
4. Instal clocks on every wall of every room of the house, all set to a different time.
5. Balance eggs.
6. Fake my own death an turn up at the funeral
7. Film myself putting on all my socks on to my hands.
8. Create my own font.
9. Drink a yard of water
10. Post-it-note art
11. Make a small magazine devoted to the art of washing up
12. Deep fry a wristwatch in batter
13. Pie chart of pies, cakes and tarts
14. Reasons I am me
15. Houses layouts on a street
16. Maze of pipes containing two mice
17. Photo frames made form discarded photos
18. Pantone branded duvet set (Duvet to be colour and pillowcase to be text)
19. Real life pantone chip book photos
20. Set up sarcastic sign in readiness of google van
21. Make recipe book of all my recipes
22. Use woks to make communication devices
23. Turn a tree upside down and replant
24. Animate Boris Johnson Morris dancing
25. Grow one hair to 4ft long whilst keeping everything else 'trim'
26. Take photos of 'desire lines' in grass (the short cuts)
27. Make scotch egg pyramid and present them at an Embassadors' ball
28. Make a Scotch Egg with a ostrich egg and half a pig
29. Propose that installation windows of applications have a simple game of pong or pacman to help pass the time.
30. Paint detailed portraits of drains and sewers (including the poo)
31. Beef and Horseradish Ice Cream.
32. Create imagery with a lightbulb and some beans
33. Video of Kicking a wall with a giant shoe
34. Creating a grading system for pasta shapes
35. Paint a car as a pantone swatchbook
36. Make giant spheres with bunches of flowers
37. Guerilla Campaign of annoyance - changing little thing like hot and cold taps
38. Make suit from cake
39. Draw lines connecting one photo to another
40. Use smaller photos of sheep to create one large sheep
41. Throw paint filled eggs at sheep
42. Create a board game called Shoe in the heath
43. Install a fat mirror in the changing rooms
44. Eat one peanut ever minute of the day
45. Paint dead family pets in their coffins
46. Create a room where everything is lime green
47. Poster of management 'buzz' speak
48. Watercolours of sexual imagery
49. Set of portraits of men who look a bit like my dad
50. Think up 50 more ideas