Bad Bard Puns

Bard on Board

Bridget BARDot

Bridget BARDot

I am deeply sorry for my actions and poor photoshopping, if it helps your recovery I didn’t spend very long on this… as you can tell.

Please dont feed the pig…

Poster that’s just gone up above my desk. Hopefully the tirade of doughnuts and biscuits will cease soon…

Wallace and Torode’s Cracking Chef

I’m sorry. I know it’s been done, but once I started I just couldn’t stop.

Egg Wallace

We could float among the stars together, you and I

Valentines card

Valentines Card

Valentines card made for Sue. She does have beautiful eyes you know.

Sue’s birthday stationery

As anyone knows it is important to give your wife stationery on her birthday, here’s the stationery I did for my wife.

Quizification for excrementation

All night long, all night

We had a bit of a challenge at work, create a Lionel Richie poster. All night long, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night, all night, all night long, all night. Done.


These on the other hand are Jake Allnutts and they are good.

Season of mists and mellow fruitfullness – Decemberists poster copy

Season of mists and mellow fruitfullness

Season of mists and mellow fruitfullness

I made a poster to fill the gap on the living room wall. I say made, I completely ripped it off from here I saw it in the background and wanted it. So here is my poor version of it.

And yes the text is a nice pretentious Keats quote (from To Autumn) problem?